Why Can’t You Enjoy Science?

生信人之歌

Yo, Why can’t you vibe with the science?

为何总与科学隔层纱？

Supervisor treatin’ me like an appliance,

导师将我当作工具耍

No say in the plan, not even the test,

方案没我话， 实验不归咱 

Just runnin’ commands while they take the rest.

指令敲下时，成果他人拿

Collab calls me “assistant” on the side,

合作当助手，排名口头挂

 But when papers drop, they first on the ride.

论文见刊时他们首排扎

Credit’s due—check the author list,

署名表上寻——作者名单查 ，

I’m co-starred out while they top the twist.

共一我陪跑，头功总归他 。

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本人于南宁生信大会 （20251007）与AI共同创作