一个醉汉摇摇晃晃地爬上了某天的末班公交车,晃到了一个老太太前边的座位上坐下。老太太上上下下地打量着他,说:I've got news for you. You are going straight to hell!(我告诉你啊,你这样就直接去地狱了!)(老太太教训年轻人不该喝成这样)那醉汉从座位上跳起来,大喊:Man,I've got on the wrong b ...
一堂英文课上,老师要求学生给如下文字加标点: A woman without her man is nothing 所有男生的答案如下: A woman, without her man, is nothing. (女人,离开她男人,能算个啥。) 而女生们这样做: A woman: without her, man is nothing. (女人:离开她,男人能算个啥。) 老师:两种答案都对。