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1. A wise man knows what's watt.
2. Have you heard about the nuclear physicist who went fission (fishing)?
3. Wind power is very popular because it has a lot of fans.
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A stranger was seated next to a little 5th-grade girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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2. Have you heard about the nuclear physicist who went fission (fishing)?
3. Wind power is very popular because it has a lot of fans.
4. ------------------------------------
A stranger was seated next to a little 5th-grade girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK", she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies: "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
(笑话来自网络)
https://wap.sciencenet.cn/blog-103568-433683.html
上一篇：阿甘（GumpForrest）看手相
下一篇：谢谢科学网编辑，兼一点批评
