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地球物理学家的冷笑话
毛宁波 2026-1-11 18:18
笑话1 A geophysicist was working on his computer at home. His wife said: Honey, our new neighbor is making a lot of noises. Can you do something about it?” He replied without lifting his head up: “Noises? No problem. I got tons of filters here. What’s the frequency?” ...
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彭老师递过来的那把钥匙
热度 1 毛宁波 2025-12-24 09:58
1998 年的夏天,我对着博士报考表翻来覆去睡不着 —— 名额已满、学费拮据,连住宿都没半点眉目,前路像被岩层堵死,心里沉得像浸了水的棉絮。学校地质系李老师拍着我肩膀说: “去成都找彭老师,他这人好得很。” 对着电脑屏幕上的履 ...
个人分类: 中国大学逸事|5918 次阅读|1 个评论 热度 1

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