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Our recent poll gives the answer:

1. Drink booze. (Condorcet winner: wins contests with all other choices)

2. Spend time with friends. loses to Drink booze. by 74–40

3. Barbecue non-human animal products. loses to Drink booze. by 82–30, loses to Spend time with friends. by 62–45

4. Spend time with family. loses to Drink booze. by 88–33, loses to Barbecue non-human animal products. by 58–50

5. Tied: Barbecue non-animal products. loses to Drink booze. by 92–20, loses to Spend time with family. by 57–40 Spend time with yourself. loses to Drink booze. by 84–30, loses to Spend time with family. by 53–42

7. Moralize non-sanctimoniously. loses to Drink booze. by 97–16, loses to Barbecue non-animal products. by 50–36

8. Read philosophy blogs. loses to Drink booze. by 95–19, loses to Moralize non-sanctimoniously. by 44–38

9. Tied: Moralize sanctimoniously. loses to Drink booze. by 98–16, loses to Read philosophy blogs. by 41–38

Waste time on Facebook. loses to Drink booze. by 99–16, loses to Read philosophy blogs. by 47–36

11. Read left-wing blogs. loses to Drink booze. by 98–13, loses to Moralize sanctimoniously. by 46–31

12. Smoke dope. loses to Drink booze. by 93–13, loses to Read left-wing blogs. by 41–35

13. Burn the flag. loses to Drink booze. by 89–16, loses to Smoke dope. by 37–35

14. Tied: Produce rankings. loses to Drink booze. by 98–7, loses to Burn the flag. by 34–27 Thank Zeus you're an American. loses to Drink booze. by 98–12, loses to Burn the flag. by 41–29

16. Sign meaningless pledges and petitions. loses to Drink booze. by 97–7, loses to Produce rankings. by 25–21

17. Thank God you're an American. loses to Drink booze. by 100–9, loses to Sign meaningless pledges and petitions. by 26–25

18. Salute the flag. loses to Drink booze. by 99–8, loses to Thank God you're an American. by 25–22

19. Thank God you're not an American. loses to Drink booze. by 88–18, loses to Salute the flag. by 29–25

20. Barbecue human animal products. loses to Drink booze. by 95–8, loses to Thank God you're not an American. by 31–23

21. Read right-wing blogs. loses to Drink booze. by 101–4, loses to Barbecue human animal products. by 26–25

22. Tweet. loses to Drink booze. by 99–6, loses to Read right-wing blogs. by 27–17

【博主跋】这几年在多个场合一直在说，只要是基于人性的，那么人类之间的差别并不太大。换言之，资本主义所遭遇到的问题，我们一个也绕不过去，我们并没有所谓的先天免疫力。环境污染事件再次证明了这个主题。根本不存在什么特色理论之说。我们预测：接下来我们同样会遭遇到诸如：安乐死立法、同性恋合法化等问题。既然绕不过去，那么，咱们还是预先研究比较好，免得一旦这些事件突然冒出来时，显得手足无措！

这个表格来自莱特报告，结果很有意思，与中国人差不多，如果仅取前五项来说，除了烧烤这事中国人不习惯外，其他一样，尤其是排在第一位的就是大喝几杯。呵呵，看来全世界的同行都差不多！

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