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科研学术论文假如可以从小孩做起......

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现代化的需求提倡效率化,精简化,年青化。作为走在现代化前沿的科研也一样,如何做到效率化呢?这就因人而异,效率往往是相对的,也就是不同科研群体之间的竞争。把实验得到的结果发表出来的比率越高,也就等价于效率高。同时,精简化也是一个很重要的主题。我花了多少的精力才把实验结果做出来,谁都不想走弯路。但谁何曾没走过弯路呢?相信有一部分人会说,我一开始进行科研就很顺畅,实验得到预期的结果,文章也很快的发表出来。然而这一部分人仅仅是极少数,他们融合了所谓的“天时,地利,人和”。当然,肯定也有努力的结果。年青化,不难发现,如今一代胜一代,后浪推前浪。从近年来中科院院士的平均年龄就可以体现出来。还记得2003年卢柯获得院士名衔才仅仅38岁,从而创造了一个神话。而今年2011年的提名院士中最年轻的仅仅40岁,50岁以下的提名人占了四成。从中国最高科研名衔的获得年龄来看,科研年青化确实是伴随着科技的发展而发展。
    不知到了几十年后,年青化的主题是否依旧?做为一名非常普通的研究生来说,这只是一个很肤浅的见解。但是偶而想想,假如科研意识从我们后一代的小孩中抓起的话会出现什么样的境况?鉴于以轻松娱乐的构思,我模拟了从一个小孩的角度,去写一篇英文的学术论文。

How Eating Comfort My Stomach

Ming Xiao and His parents*

Kindergarten of A city, A City, B Country, XXXXXX.

*E-MAIL: goodgoodstudy@nature.com

Abstract

    Several apples were successfully eaten by me at different time. It was found that the speed of my eating got faster when i was more hungry. However, the comfort of my stomach got worse when the eating got faster.

1. Introduction

    Eating is very important for human being due to the reason that they will suffer from starvation and die without eating for a fews day.[1] The longest time without eating and drinking reported until now is 7 days.[2] So eating is an important part of our live.

    Apples are  good food for human being because they contain indispensable vitamin C for human. [3] Also, they have sugar that can give energy to the body. In this paper, i have learned to  eat some apples, it was found that the amount of apples i ate, the level of the hunger and the speed of my eating have great influence on the comfort of my stomach.

2.Experimental

  All the apples were purchased from the supermarket. First, all the apples were washed with deionized water for three times and dried by clean paper. Then the apples were tranferred to the refrigerator and keep fresh.

Experiment One: On the first day morning i ate one, second for two, and third for three. It should be mentioned that i throw up when the fourth day when eating the second apple.

Experiment Two: On the first day morning i ate one, none on lunch, one for supper; Second day none on breakfast and lunch, one for supper; None for the third day; One for lunch for the fourth day.

Experiment Three: Eating a apple with different time from 1 min to 5 min.

3. Results and Discussion

    As shown in experiment one, my stomach felt very comfortable afer eating an apple on the first day. Howere, on the second or third day, i did not feel so comfortable. Especially on the fourth day, i threw up. It is indicates that eating more of the same thing would make your stomach uncomforatable. This is in agreement with the results of my classmate Qiang who ate oranges instead. [4]

    In experiment two, the time i ate the apple was 10 min on first day, 7 min for second, 3 min for third, 1 min for fourth day, respectively. Because i felt more hungry with the longer time without eating, which means that when you feel more hungry, you will eat faster. However, the stomach will be less comfortable when you eat faster.

    In order to understand which is the major factor that influence my stomach, I ate an apple using different time. The result showed that when I ate faster, the stomach did not feel any differences. Therefore, the major factor is the level of hunger.  

4. Conclusion

    Several apples were successfully eaten by me at different time. Eating more of the same thing would make your stomach uncomforatable. The stomach will be less comfortable when I eat faster. The major factor is the level of hunger. Therefore, we should not leave a long time without eating which will make us hungry and not comfortable.

Acknowledgements

    The fund was supported by my parents.

References

[1] xxx,xxx,xxxx, ABC, 2011, XXX-YYY.

[2] xxx,xxx,xxxx, DFD, 2011, XXX-YYY.

[3] xxx,xxx,xxxx, DFA, 2011, XXX-YYY.

[4] xxx,xxx,xxxx, DEC, 2011, XXX-YYY.

注:假如你家小孩有此意识,他将离科学家的大门不远了!!




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